on Tuesday, November 30, 2004
You want to know what girls do when they get their hearts broken? They cry. Not the normal *boo hoo* cries, rather, its more of those "lying in bed, half trying to sleep, half sobbing" cries. And they dont eat. They just walk around all day around the house with an imaginary "filled" stomach.
Mom: You havent been eating for a long time. You want some kirsch? Abalone? Something??!!
Heart-broken daughter: Well mom, i am just not hungry. (Secret code for " Oh i just wanna lose a couple of pounds so i can look better and feel sexy. Show that bastard that it is his loss!")
Back to "half crying and half sleeping" mode.
If you look around the country, you can tell how many girls have their hearts broken. We are the skinny country. And that is why most of the times, i will be able to get my "L" size. Literally no one to fight with me.
Lady: Hey that is my "L" size t-shirt! I saw it first!
Me: No! I saw it first!
Lady: Give it to me you bitch!
Me: No way! You slut!
*cat fight*
The above never happened to me before which means that our country is full of skinny heartbroken women.
And since i dont fit into the skinny nor heartbroken category, what do i do? I eat. I eat whatever is in my fridge. In fact, i just finished a tub of apricot gelato that i got from Olio Factory sale on Sunday. A freakin tub of gelato. Great Carina. When you move on to XL, you could be sure that no one will fight with you for a t-shirt.
I cant help it. I just had to finish that tub. And now i feel guilty. Damn apricot gelato. Damn you. You have to be so delicious. You have to tempt me with those sweet toppings. You and mashed potatoes are the same. You guys are not comfort food. You are guilt food. * i should check into a looney rehab.. i know* How many of you out there have fall into the lies of comfort food? Thats what i thought. They hide under the disguise that they will make you feel better but thats all wrong! Its like Pilates. First, you get comfortable but once your done with it, you ache all over. Well no. Its more like mind blowing sex. But if you have sex after eating guilt food, at least you would burn some calories. But i didnt!!!! No mind blowing fantastic sex. Just.... *sigh* guilt food.
So more pounds on my already-blotted ass. Now i am depressed.
Anyone up for some raspberry gelato?
Carina
3:23:00 PM
