on Wednesday, February 15, 2006
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IGod.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Carina
God:
How are you doing, Carina.
Me:
Im great. But....
God:
What makes you think you are? But what?
Me:
i think i am a lesbian
God:
You believe that? It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Really? I can still go to heaven?
God:
For real. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I dont know. It depends on you. What say you?
God:
Me either. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Ok you are confusing me. Can i go to Heaven or not?
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. Ahem. What is stopping you?
Me:
YOU!!
God:
" What is stopping you?"? Me, Carina ?
Me:
YES
God:
"" What is stopping you?"? Me, Carina ?"? YES?
Me:
Oh forget it
God:
Hurrah! OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
im pregnant
God:
Congratulations! When are you due?
Me:
tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
you are asking me?
God:
Oh, " you"?
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why cant i be?
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Is it bad that i am a pregnant lesbian?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
* A sense of humour is recommended!
Carina
10:57:00 PM
